What Goes Through My Head When My Alarm Goes Off in the Morning

Alarm photo

6:00am – “Diiiiinnnnggg” – I hear the gradual sound of the Tibetan singing bowl alarm clock app.

(“Groan, Is it 6:00am already? You know, I used to like the sound of Tibetan singing bowls…..zzzz”) – I hit the snooze button

6:10am – “Diiiiinnnnggg” – I hit the snooze button again.

(“Aww Jeez, Time to get up. Okay, 5 more minutes. Seriously, I have to change my alarm clock app…zzzz”)

6:15am – “Diiiiinnnnggg” – I hit the snooze button again.

(“Okay, that sound is really getting annoying. I guess I should get up. If I pop open my email, i’ll feel more awake. Oh look J Crew Factory is having another sale…zzz”)

6:20am – “Diiiiinnnnggg” – I finally hit the Stop Alarm button.

(Okay, i’m getting up now for real. Time to check my reminders from yesterday. Oh and look, Kobo is offering another 10% off coupon”

6:25am “Yawn”, stretch” – I get out of bed.

“Sigh, I remember the good old days when I was a student and I bounced out of bed at 5:00 am after a night out on the town. Oh well, time for my morning Earl Gray.”

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